So apparently SUPER SUPER Magazine beat me to interviewing Paul Griffiths’ hair, but I couldn’t find it online anywhere. If it isn’t online it doesn’t exist (okay that’s a lie, okay but not really), so anyways, Paul has assured me that his hair has grown and matured A LOT since then, and it even has a Twitter now.

There’s nothing better to me than a good head of hair…well that and a British accent…Check out this EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW:

BANKZ: Hiya Paul’s hair, how are you today

PAUL’S HAIR: IM AMAZING THANKS

BANKZ: Do you tease yourself sometimes?

PAUL’S HAIR: YEAH

BANKZ: How long does it take you to get ready?

PAUL’S HAIR: GET READY? LOL YOU KIDDING RIGHT ? GOD MADE ME THIS WAY, PAUL WAKES UP & I JUST GET IN POSITION & HOLD IT THERE ALL DAY, IM LIKE A SOLDIER EXCEPT ON A HEAD AND ALL I DO IS LOOK REALLY AMAZING ALL THE TIME INSTEAD OF FIGHT. IM LIKE A HAPPY, SEXY SOLIDER.

BANKZ: How much have you contributed to Paul’s success?

PAUL’S HAIR: I LIKE TO THINK THAT ALL OF PAULS SUCCESS IS BECAUSE OF ME. IM LIKE A SAMARITAN LOL.

BANKZ: Have you ever considered a makeover? Even perhaps going nude?

PAUL’S HAIR: I ACTUALLY HAD A MAKEOVER AT THE HAIRDRESSERS THE OTHER DAY SHIT LOOKS TIGHT, I GOT THIS WHOLE FLICK THING GOING ON WITH THE FRONT AND THE BACK IS ALL CRAZY LIKE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT. IN THE FUTURE I MIGHT CONSIDER GOING NUDE FOR A FILM. LIKE NATALIE PORTMAN DID FOR V FOR VENDETTA EXCEPT ID BE MUCH SEXIER. IM LIKE A SEXY DOCTOR, *TAKIN UR TEMPERATURE*.

BANKZ: Have you considered making wigs for those of us that can’t grow fab hairs?

PAUL’S HAIR: YEAH I CONSIDER THAT ALL THE TIME BECAUSE SOMETIMES I CANT SLEEP BECAUSE ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS ALL THE U G L Y HAIRSTYLES IN THE WORLD BUT THEN I REALIZE THAT IM ME AND THEIR THEM AND THATS SAD BUT YOU GOTTA JUST ACCEPT IT & MOVE ON.

BANKZ: Do you think other celeb hairs are jealous of you?

PAUL’S HAIR: I AINT GONNA BITCH ABOUT OTHER HAIRS BUT ALL IM GONNA SAY IS U SEEN THAT HARRY POTTER CHICKS NEW CUT? THAT BITCH DINT SEE DAT COMING DID SHE. XXX DONT MESS WITH THE BEST COZ THE BEST DONT MESS XXX

BANKZ: How much do you think you’ve contributed to the hole in the ozone layer?

PAUL’S HAIR: LOL I NEVER AGREED TO NO SCIENCE EXAM NXT Q.

BANKZ: We love you! BBYCKS + Waffles and Falafels world takeover 2011???

PAUL’S HAIR: YEAH LETS DO THIS! YOU GUYS CAN HAVE HALF OF ASIA!!!

Paul reading his fan/hatemail…check out that ‘do!

There you have it, Paul Griffiths’ hair is a sexy soldier/samaritan/sexy doctor taking your temperature, sexier than Natalie Portman’s shaved head and enemy to Emma Watson’s new haircut!  What do yall think, check out Paul’s blog for constant hair updates, the BabyCakes site, and follow Paul’s hair on Twitter!